Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

It must be hard to wake up each day and figure out which side of an issue you’re supposed to be on today.  Mental gymnastics can be exhausting.

Still wish the Penny Arcade (live music venue) was still open.

Open the windows. Choose to turn off ac in my car and open the windows. Closer to the world and also, being half of month on ship, hate the sound of ventilation. Read more

As a courilary: my dad owns a 1966 C2, which he bought second hand from an F-4 phantom pilot in 1969 (it still has a set of Navy pilot wings on the dash, and an F-4 patch decal on one of the windows). Read more

It’s frightening how easily we hand out licences to new drivers. I didn’t even study for my written test and I got a perfect score. I had classmates fail it 3-5 times and all I could think was, “how fucking stupid are you?” It was all super-basic shit that a 5 year old could understand.

I hope its a dart with AWD and hellcat power and only comes in primer.

Will they have to refer to their new show as “the LEAST watched program in the world” or has the BBC already trademarked that for new-new Top Gear?

No...that’s Jerry *Callo*, C-allo!

You are right bud, this city slicker don’t get it. I bet he wears tights and has a 10k carbon bike as well lmao.

One’s need for a car is determined by where they live. I’m guessing you live in a highly populated city with a small physical footprint and lacking oppressive heat. Correct?

For being so damn old, you sure as hell are short sighted.

I see no reason at all for teenagers to have licenses and cars. ... Before you try and protest that you *do* in fact need a car - no you don’t Read more

+5HP if you get the reference. :)

Things I’ve learned while using a ‘64 Ford F250 as if it were a much younger model truck... Read more

Needs poverty caps.