El Darto
el-darto
5/28/19
3:16 PM
662

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

11/28/18
2:51 PM
23

It must be hard to wake up each day and figure out which side of an issue you’re supposed to be on today.  Mental gymnastics can be exhausting.

9/26/18
11:02 AM
1

Still wish the Penny Arcade (live music venue) was still open.

6/25/17
12:20 PM
144

As a courilary: my dad owns a 1966 C2, which he bought second hand from an F-4 phantom pilot in 1969 (it still has a set of Navy pilot wings on the dash, and an F-4 patch decal on one of the windows). Read more

2/16/17
9:58 PM
8

It’s frightening how easily we hand out licences to new drivers. I didn’t even study for my written test and I got a perfect score. I had classmates fail it 3-5 times and all I could think was, “how fucking stupid are you?” It was all super-basic shit that a 5 year old could understand.

1/12/17
12:52 PM
2

I hope its a dart with AWD and hellcat power and only comes in primer.

10/30/16
2:42 PM
3

Will they have to refer to their new show as “the LEAST watched program in the world” or has the BBC already trademarked that for new-new Top Gear?

8/4/16
12:15 PM
1

You are right bud, this city slicker don’t get it. I bet he wears tights and has a 10k carbon bike as well lmao.

8/4/16
7:29 AM
3

One’s need for a car is determined by where they live. I’m guessing you live in a highly populated city with a small physical footprint and lacking oppressive heat. Correct?

8/4/16
7:25 AM
9

For being so damn old, you sure as hell are short sighted.

8/4/16
7:23 AM
12

I see no reason at all for teenagers to have licenses and cars. ... Before you try and protest that you *do* in fact need a car - no you don’t Read more