I’d pay $70 for a Jeep.

Anyone that ever offered a lease?

Not equivalent. Wanting modern reliability and safety without paying for features that you won't use is a thing, sorry.

If by “reliably” you mean “unreliably,” then yes, it can.

Wait, “amount?” Jeeps are continuous, uncountable things now?

Called Jim Ellis after Rick Hendrick. Was told AGAIN that they'll be MSRP, guaranteed no markup.

And copypasta spam? Jeez, you're just great.

Good call. I, too, want the slower, heavier, older, out of warranty, uglier, poorly modded car for more money.

No, my 89 year old former NASA engineer grandfather says butthurt. Just like his electrical engineer son and aerospace engineer grandson. 

Called Rick Hendrick of Duluth. Was told that the price, period. 

They literally already reported on dealers selling it no markup because *otherwise they don’t get more of them.*

I’ve been over 200mph on public roads. Just have to know where it's legal

Uh,my dude? The $59,995 INCLUDES destination fee. It's over a grand cheaper otherwise

I’m a mouth breathing meme warrior. $150k per year. My fat hairy rear is literally worth twice the median WNBA player. 

The C3 was designed to look like a Miura. The C4 was an evolution of the design. The C5 was a new thing that called back to... The Miura. The C6 is a C5 with a knocked-in butt and a Le Mans kit for the headlights. The c7, which wasn’t supposed to exist at all but had to because of the Great Recession, was literally a…

I’m sorry that your eyes are broken.

Literally called that on the cover of MotorTrend. And Car and Driver. And Jalopnik. The C8 is a whole new ball of wax

Sorry that you’re unaware of the Corvette.

You must have a different Porsche than my wife's 911, because the C7 is more comfortable all day.

Ah, typical Jalop who hasn't ridden in a Corvette in 3 generations I see.