Apparently the headline doesn’t actually read “Beautiful Walrus”. Me and my terrible eyesight are slightly upset.

I think the Switch will end up being a lovely Android tablet, once hackers are done fiddling with it.

ctrl+f alpha centauri

Every windows computer I have laid my hands on has a copy of Space Empires IV.

Fine by me - I’ve moved on to believing Beyond Good And Evil 2 will come out someday even when it won’t.

That Xena. THAT RIPLEY.

I kind of miss the time when the weekly Japanese sales charts were posted here.

Verdict: Not Shade

I am terrible at sectumsempra-ing ghosts.

Absol + Skarmory = Silvally, the genetically engineered Arceus

Despite getting a 360 primarily to play Vesperia I wouldn’t mind seeing it on PC. Rita with tension skills! All the “Blah blah blah. TIDAL WAVE!” my little heart can stand.

“Halcyon 6" sounds like it could be a fanmade sequel to Babylon 5.

Ooh, Mask⭐️DeMasque Ryder, here I come!

*HINT HINT* you know, this article would be great on Millihelen IF IT EVER CAME BACK *HINT HINT*

From the makers of Sex Panther comes all new Sex Tiger! Smells 15% less like Bigfoot’s dick!

I remain halfway convinced that LC had a hand in Gawker’s demise.

Sacrificing Politigawker for the return of Shade Court was a small price to pay

What typo

Ugh noooo

Uh oh, is fresh jellyfish extract the new krill oil? I honestly can’t keep up with these #spon trends.