I’d love to go see one of these mediums, and then rig my phone to quietly sing “I am Henry VIII, I am...” the whole time.

I can’t get over how ridiculous Exeggutor looks when in the dimensions of an actual coconut palm.

500 DAYS OF SPEIDI

“Onyx Solace” sounds like a character from Steven Universe.

Boo. I always spam wonders in my capital. Oh well.

so you’re saying all I have to do is find gades’ sword for an early advantage in this dungeon

Hey idolmaster, it’s “snow halation”, not “snow headless-tion”

I’ll take mine painted like a drifloon please

aaauuuggggh that image is TEARING ME APART, LISA

but how can I press and hold B at just the right moment so I can be reeeeeeally sure I carch that abra without looking

Well, Battleborn has to pay off Braith somehow

Well, it’s nice to know the hours of back-and-forth I’ve spent between the game proper and the creation kit to cobble together a single spell from existing assets won’t be wasted.

oh my god

WAAAAAAAA

Link can use a spear? SOLD!

Bloodborne 2. With GIANTER Enemy Crabs.

Finally I can act out my Dinosaucers slashfic

Good heavens Ubi, I was just kidding when I said “Blood Dragon ALL the things!”, you know.

Alas, not a game about making a proper cup of tea.

Apparently Ubisoft is hosting the Eurovision Dance Contest