But(t) the Tom Nook amiibo has been around for years hasn't it?

But I wanted Cynthia to step on my neck in glorious 720p :(

Valve is so committed to ignoring the existence of the number three that they’ve made Half-Life 1.5. Or possibly 1.9, considering how close it is chronologically to 2.

Okay, but should I also get the $13,000 Animal Crossing water bottle?

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Finally, Sans is in a game where I might have a chance to beat him.

If Sakurai gets himself fired, maybe he can finally get some sleep.

Look at that giant wedding cake pokemon, it’s ridiculous, I love it

At least it’s not Heroes of Mana.

Can hardly wait for Honeybee Inn and drag Cloud in glorious 4K.

Okay, now do Conker.

Looks like the version of Seiken Densetsu 3 in Collection of Mana is the 16-bit version. Trials of Mana, the remake, is a whole other title.

A PROPER SEIKEN DENSETSU 3 RELEASE

I’ll be in my 60s when gen 20 comes out for the Nintendo Holodeck and my reaction is STILL going to be

I have been missing this since the SEA PSO2 servers were shut down a couple of years ago.

Wattson? My, how you’ve changed.

Okay, but will it have the most important feature of the games: the horrendous Infinity Engine pathfinding? It’s not an authentic Baldur’s Gate experience unless you’re yelling at one of your party members for going the opposite direction from the rest.