I'm still not convinced Death Stranding is an actual game. It still feels like a dream you get from falling asleep halfway through watching a movie.

But why isn’t this under the “Jizzebel” tag

But Baldur’s Gate III (and KotOR III) already exist and they’re called Dragon Age: Origins and Mass Effect.

*Data singing voice*

I always considered my Wii a forwards-compatible Gamecube.

Alas, the search to find and reanimate Walt Disney’s remains proved fruitless.

I hope it plays nice with TTW.

Okay, now try to get Yoshi's tax returns.

I wonder if EA are sticking to their five year cycle and will release The Sims 5 this year.

Well, we're unlikely to get a Psi-Ops or Second Sight sequel, so this will have to do.

To me, Remedy has always been the Max Payne studio.

There's a fakemon going around that implies Scorbunny will end up Fire/Steel, which, fine, at least it isn't fighting

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Next you’ll tell me there’s a mod to give Fallout a first-person camera.

Well, I suppose it would be nice to play some Android games using the Joy-Cons. If it did get some sort of semi-stable Android release that turns it into a small Android tablet, that could mean one less device to lug around.

This sounds vaguely like the setup for the Neko Atsume movie, just with fewer cats.

Yeah, I loved this joke! THE REAL KAMILAH WOULD HAVE WON

This list seems to have misspelled the name “Kamilah Al-Jamil” for every entry.