Cloud in a dress please

“500 ml of Kristen Cavallari”?

Sorry, Nora Roberts. 

Totally. If Kamilah attended, they would immediately create another lifetime achievement award to supersede the Cecil B. Demille Award and give it to her on the spot.

Don’t worry--we’re on it:

Tweezers are tool of decadent capitalists!

No thank you. I need to maintain a disconnect to prevent a mental break down and so my wife does not start asking uncomfortable questions.

MY MAN.

i 100% thought it would be a Psi-Ops sequel/series reboot, which i woulda loved

Seconded!

I find it funny that the book is called true roots when none of us have ever seen her natural hair color.

I’m sorry you did mention it. BUT YOU DID NOT MENTION IT WAS A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER IT’S AN IMPORTANT DETAIL.

And yet no mention of her New York Times Bestselling lifestyle book “Balancing in Heels” on Deadline or the Muse. WHAT KIND OF REPORTING IS THIS!

Kristin and her friend parted ways. Emerald Duv still exists, but Uncommon James is named after her daughter Saylor James and is intended to be slightly more upscale than Emerald Duv. What. I haven’t done ridiculous amounts of reading about this for no reason.

I work closeby. I would be happy to do an in-person Uncommon James flagship store reconnaissance mission. Well, not happy. But I’d fucking do it for y’all.

When asked for comment, Cutler said:

JLP REPORTING FOR DUTY

500 More Days!

never forget.