Yes! I was about two paragraphs in when I suddenly thought to myself “I miss Millihelen”. I miss deep cuts in particular.

Me, me! True Blood is gone and I would like more gay vampires please

Not only does Kristin have a better sense of humor, Kyra could never pull off wearing a fringed peeptoe bootie nearly as well.

THIS IS TRUE

My favorite kind of coffee M&Ms are Meiji’s Coffee Beat. Let’s see if actual coffee M&Ms are better.

YAAAASSSS

I’m playing Shovel Knight.

Psh, not nearly as sexy as Fisto.

See, math isn’t so hard! Everyone should learn from this example.

Complete Global Saturation could be the next Springtime for Hitler!

Aww, I love Chandelure and Lapras!

So you’re saying the queso felt a little... cheeseless?

Typical LC.

Yes, and this is the hill I will die on.

All I want for Christmas is TES VI: Elsweyr.

Will “Giudice” br the new “Duv (pronounciation unknown)“? Will we learn how to shank a snitch AND learn how to take care of our prison weave all at the same time? The possibilities are endless!

Hail to the guardians of the watchtowers of th- SQUIRREL!

Oh man, my best friend and I sometimes do the “I drink to my sisters” bit with iced tea and crack up.

Good, good.