Socks.

tl;dr

I’m sure some digging on the internet will find movies that feature an even higher number of men and bears. And I’m betting they have completely consensual bear play in them, too.

Ah, so it’s like Grim Reaper’s Sprint all over again! That one was also delightfully overpowered.

Even if it’s NuDante?

VICTORY

Aww, I was (not really) hoping for Hideo Kojima.

I read that as “Divination”, which probably works just as well.

I wonder if Sanrio actually ever served chocolate Chococats and Cinnamoroll cinammon rolls.

This is a revelation.

I still say the NX is going to be a tablet.

I still couldn’t believe this was a legit metroidvania.

I’m not sold on the whole sweet-flavored potato chip. For example, chocolate-covered potato chips are apparently a thing, and I don’t think it’s a good idea. Royce’ sells fancy-shmancy versions of them, though, and I might be persuaded to try one of those.

So... X-CEL?

Like I said in the Starship Titanic article, I always thought this was also written by Douglas Adams.

Come to think of it, text adventures/interactive fiction/visual novels should be right up the alley of mobile developers. They don’t require complicated controls or powerful hardware. I hear lots of good things about 80 Days, for example.

Just wait ‘til they find out that hubby also has a fondness for older women.

Get her one of those fancy Merkin purses. Kristin says it’s all the rage as push presents.

This is best Details.

No thanks. I’d rather have the strawberry cheesecake Kit-Kats.