"Do you have a gag reflex?" He asked "I'm Irish, none of us do."

Or possibly "being thrown under the tour bus" is more appropriate?

The knotting thing (sometimes part of this whole 'omegaverse' thing I don't understand) has found its way into ALL fandoms. Despite the complete lack of logic on multiple levels.

"After half a minuet he stopped thrusting and pulled out of my mouth completely. "Do you have a gag reflex?" He asked "I'm Irish, none of us do."

The "sex bracelet" trend was totally a thing!!!! I know this because of the absolutely wonderful Degrassi episode were Emma just really really wants one of the sex bracelets and thus gets chlamydia from the gross boy who she hooks up with in the van.

"This story concerns Zayn and Niall being caught in trouble when Zayn has sex with Niall without putting on a condom and impregnates his irish friend." I'm not kidding, I just guffawed and snorted and laughed so hard. Why are public schools failing our children so dismally??

Say no more!

Zayn could dump his seed into Harry

You must have the weirdest google search history.

EVER!

I'm a Simon girl, but Roger is totally handsome—to this day!

Once had a bunch of teenagers break into my hotel pool by using a faulty lock on the outside door, proceed to get high as kites, take a relaxing dip at 3am, then run into the lobby. The lobby is tilled, mind, and they are dripping wet, so one kid went sliding head first into our 6 foot pot. It shattered into about a…

NO.

It's not all that contradictory. He was a member of the biggest boy band of this era, which comes with restrictions. If he wants to be normal artist instead of a boyband member, so be it. Plus, I have a feeling he wants to be more like Jai Paul, whose album I'm STILL waiting on after 4 years. There are many ways to be…

THANK YOU

I am 1D-indifferent, but I had a thought which proves how old I am - what if Zayn had similar anxiety issues to NKOTB's Jonathan Knight for which he left the group way before they disbanded in '94? The guy had intense panic attacks while on the road, and perhaps it's the same with Zayn, only he had to use drugs and…

muad'dib

That made me giggle like a toddler, thank you.