I was at Target the other day. I got 4 t-shirts, 2 of them black. I posted to FB that it looked like the 1960s and 1980s got together and puked out the new line. Macrame, thin cottons, and bright colors. I saw a dress with a zipper down the front to about 3/4 to the hemline. The front. It was horrible.

Yep. I was not in a bunker, but stuck in suburbia with an emotionally abusive man whose whole color palette extended to sage and cream all the way to beige. As soon as I got out, I bought everything in BRIGHT BRIGHT Mexican colors. My bathroom curtains are Loteria card fabric and my kitchen curtains look like papel…

So many people in the area where I live are OBSESSED with Lilly Pulitzer. I cringe every time I see the "Going to the Lilly Warehouse/Friends & sale!" posts start cropping up in my Facebook feed. I never got into this designer - I've never been that preppy, I don't really do pastels, and I don't buy clothes based on…

I'm a little sad about this. You can't, or couldn't until now, buy Lilly where I live. I got a couple of dresses while on vacation in Florida. I kind of liked having clothes that were different than what everyone here wears. And that it reminded me of the beach and even the swamps. I like that Target makes it…

it's like Kimmy Schmidt but in the shape of random articles of clothing.

i'm young i guess, but seeing ads that basically say: you should want to look like this teenager feels really fucking weird.

Hey Kate, there's another imposter burner. A chattygal copy again. I flagged it. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

I feel like an old when I say this, but none of these new ads hold a candle to the CK ads from the 90's.

You know, people are worried about you.

Actually it says, "Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker!"

If y'all don't get that fucking Chanel fanny pack I will personally slap each and every one of you.

Oh shit, I am so sorry. Will do, and I am sorry for replying to such madness. I will be flagging now.

Mindy - that other comment you saw is *not* me, it is a spoofer who has been running rampant on Gawker the past several days impersonating others. I am my name (spelled as seen).kinja.com. The spoofer uses a third t. Please flag that garbage if you see it around. Many thanks :)

WE LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU, JEZEBEL

FROM YOU, JEZ. WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU.

Is life really this grim? This joyless? Is private voting in a democracy an experiment destined to collapse upon itself like a dying star because human nature is bleak, dark and angry?

The look on her face says to me "No thanks, that looks really uncomfortable."