See, normally I could care less about One Direction (I admit I do like a few of their songs), but this does need to be said:

First, What if Harry Styles wrote "dear future husband"??? HAHAH. Not even going to google it because I WANT TO BELIEVE.

It sounds boring. She also sounds like Cree Summer, but Cree Summer doing a half-assed job at singing.

She's basically saying, "Even with these dumb eyebrows, I am hotter on my worst day than you will be on all of your best days put together."

This is my all time favorite!!! Liz's niece, Denise!!! The fact that it is Jenny Slate just kills me!!! I laughed so hard when I saw this air, sooooo funny!!!

I am starring this, because it would mean that the sequel would be unwatchable to all but the idiots who love those books. It would kills the movie series.

Apparently it was because EL didn't sell the movie rights until she already made a bazillion dollars off the books, so was able to drive a pretty tough deal (JK Rowling and Stephenie Meyers got the same package as EL James, except James was the first author to actually exercise her full rights). Most rank and file…

"dick fright"

She hates other women

I think her dad molested her two sisters and he was an alcoholic? Am I remembering correctly?

You can not physically abuse a co-worker and not expect punishment. He was a dumb ass for being violent, and this is the punishment. I love TG, but this had to happen. YOu don't get to hit people and walk off scott-free.

her show sounds like Nancy Grace would do

You win. I feel like Ripley might be as willing to shoot Animorphs as Xenomorphs.

I would also be shocked if they stay together but idk what their arrangement is. I'd also be surprised if he'd be okay with staying home alone while she's touring the world.

Without slavery, the way of life of the middle and upper classes in the antebellum South would have been a different world. We would not even recognize it as the same people. The hoop skirts, the luxuries, the balls - only the smallest minority of the richest families would have been able to enjoy them.

No difference (except that if you wear a Confederate uniform you also get to celebrate treason).

"One oval-shaped suit, please."

Absolutely not. This is unacceptable. This is America. It is 2015.

It probably hasn't occurred to you, but my guess is he has chosen this "everyman can't afford a good tailor" wardrobe on purpose.