I trust this cast. I really do. I don’t believe any of them would sign on for a boatload of gay-baiting or denigration.

Please don't rape me.

Come at me, bro!

Oh, give it a rest. You're trying to find something to be outraged about.

Gee, sparky, you forgot about those other undergrad econ concepts like price utility and price resistance.

Oh, look!

Men do and they go to Supercuts for it.

Not think about it because we’re trying to get LAID.

Except for things like insurance, if you’re paying more for personal care products, that’s because you got sucked into thinking that packaging and advertisements make a difference and go for the product that you think is “tailored” for you.

I dig her work.

Are you kidding? They CAN’T.

Thank you! I thought I was on crazy pills or missed a memo.

Because she wants it ALL. All the money, the apartment, and the kid.

Because she and BRAVO thing their viewers are stupid?

Wait...you believe her? I don’t.

Probably because his name is on the lease because he was the one earning all the money before she got a few Skinny Girl shekels.

Signing a lease means no discount from the hotel for having a celeb in residence.