I examine objects like a fucking boss.

Baz Lurhmann is the king of empty aestheticism. I don’t trust him one bit.

Hmm. I hope it’s better than this teaser suggests. But even if the show stinks I’m probably just gonna pretend that it’s great.

Please please let Dolly Parton make a guest appearance please please please!

Jack McCoy and Josiah Bartlett as lovers in the nighttime?

No Dolly Parton???????? For shame! The series should be called Sixty Nine. Dolly could sing:

FLAGGED for floodpost spamming, copypasting from a stormfront forum post, and being stupid enough to assume that white cops murdering UNARMED BLACK CIVILIANS and getting away with it is the same as black civilians offending against whites and NOT GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

i’m going to regret engaging here, but whatever. I’m bored at work today.

I'm afraid I would've chased down that helicopter at this:

How... incredibly depressing. As far as what the Russian Revolution promised though, I never really bought it. I've known plenty of sexist Maoists dudes (and even a sexist Maoist gal, who was most happy "being the woman").

This. With the exception of health insurance, most of those “Taxes” exist because someone is willing to pay for it.

No, you are correct. It is still illegal for Americans to go to Cuba for strictly tourism/pleasure. You are supposed to go through a cultural tour group if you want to want to follow the law.

You’re a special kind of stupid, aren’t you?

I live in NYC. The shirt thing is outrageous. I go to the laundry place up the block with 10 shirts. 10 plain, cotton, boxy long-sleeved button down shirts. They want to charge me $6.00 each. I ask how much a man's shirt would cost. They told me $2.00. Because they're so very, very different. I'm like, exactly how?…

Ouch!

Life’s difficult when you try to pull a Halle Berry. The sole custody stunt did me in for Betheny. People underestimate what a guy will do to stay in his kids’ life.

Bethany you are not homeless. Your million dollar condo in Manhattan is being renovated-that’s not Homelessness. Cry me a fucking River. Why am I being asked to feel sorry for a multi-millionaire because she has to stay in the presidential suite at the plaza while her condo in the upper west side has its renovations…

Her living in Hotels because her main place is being renovated does not exactly bring sympathy. I honestly don’t know why anyone watches that shit.