Very cute on you!
WTF. That is so damn lazy. "folded in half tablecloth" isn't a fun exaggeration, but literally the sewing instructions. Step one: fold table cloth in half. Step two: cut head hole. Step 3: Fashion!
This dress is really cute and the stripes are smartly placed.
And here I go to drink all the wine.
I sent this link to my boyfriend on gchat and said "I can't wait to see what tonight holds!!!!!!!!!!" He still hasn't responded...sometimes he's not as amused by my humor as I am.
When has Tina Fey ever been progressive on race? Tracy Jordan? Tooer? Her endorsement of Hillary "Bitch is the new Black"?
"Y'all ain't about to white guilt me out this check. Miss me with all that!"
pls take all my love & everything i own & let me worship at your feet
Sooooo the woman that the Asshole demanded that I should be?
No way! I just bought a new car and Confessions on the Dance Floor was the first CD I played in it. Such awesome base and the tracks just flow into each other? No ma'am. I'd throw American Life under the bus but not CotDF.
lmao @ cordon bleu
Thankfully his search will never be successful. Women: exclusively wear sweatpants bc your man will never be able to replace u with a woman that doesn't wear sweatpants and he'll be forced to remain in simmering contempt of u n ur sweatpants for the rest of your trapped happy lives together.
It's hard to sing with this hot dog in my mouth but I will try!
I think the problem people are having is not with her age but with her lack of finesse. Her brashness and boldness used to be carefully orchestrated in a way that was both shocking and somehow elegant. What she's doing now just feels like an out of touch mom trying to "be hip." It comes off as sad.
I'm so sorry/you're welcome? Lol. I don't even know what to say. They're a match made in Thirst Heaven.
Yesterday on Ellen, Ellen, Madonna, and Justin Bieber (jeez, everyone really goes there for image rehab) play a game called "never have I ever." At the end, Madonna made up a question to ask the group. She asked "Have you ever had sex with more than two people in one day." Ellen and Bieber held up signs that said, "I…
#rebelhands
Well Sineeeeead O'Rebellion! Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behaviour.