I disagree.

That makes no sense.

What Happens When a Major-Label Pop Star Writes Her Album Herself?

You want Big Gay, Fischer? I got your Big Gay right here!

I don't care. It still sucks. Something can be "satirical" and still a perfect example of a stupid trend.

Being given a story that is basically an advertisement for a late-night TV show while simultaneously trying to go viral due to a completely phony moment actually is topping my list right now.

I say we pack the state with pregnant atheist Latinas and women of the Islamic faith.

Forget it, Anna. It's the South.

Wait...you think this is real? And not an agreed on "bit" between Bertinelli and Stonestreet?

Yikes! Good luck.

Nothing. Nothing's going on.

Most people are assholes. *shrug*

Nope.

The sisterhood is powerful! (and comes with sewing kits!)

Okay, you win. *picks up ball and goes home*

Beat it, kid. I work alone.

You're welcome.

Gov. Pence, don't you have some legislation to be rewriting? Get off the Internet and go back to work.