You can't resurrect what was born to die.

The divorce video is gonna be EPIC. Can't wait.

I don't see it that way.

*raises hand*

YEEEESSS! Exactly.

He made it publicly accessible on YouTube?

"Why is E.L. James?"

The thing all reality shows have in common nowadays is that when they say "where the rich and famous go" they mean "where we were allowed because no one really rich and famous goes there and would stop us by making clear to hoteliers, restaurants, and boutiques that they would never come back if they saw cameras…

Darren Starr's complete oeuvre relies on the audience accepting, identifying with, and loving a main character who is not what she seems to most of the other characters in the program.

How has this not become the most inbred, disease-ridden of communities?

They don’t care they’ve fallen behind to some degree. They just don’t want to completely fall apart. There’s a difference between “what you need” and “what you want”. Growth on a par with other nations, countries, or even islands need not be a necessary part of a community.

No. It's fine to do. I do it myself on Jez and elsewhere.

Well, if that's a problem for you, I guess you'll have to decide whether to read stories about either of them on Jezebel or here.

How about we keep our adult doubts and fears about a kid we made and is standing in front of us, to ourselves, until they’re maybe out of their teens?

LOL, that's funny of you.

One day, some future people will open up our graves and find in some two clear bags of fluid quivering in between the bones and dust.

He needs the money for more fake moustaches.

It makes sense to close out DirtBag with Tom Hardy considering that he always looks dirty.

I'd let Theon Greyjoy stump me rather than have Jon Snow's erection anywhere near me, thank you very much.