Bonus: They're full of meth. Martha knows how to keep her fans happy.

I find it, in all cases, to be a perfect example of Republican hypocrisy.

New buttplug. It's not worn-in yet.

I spent my gay points on this dinette set.

I'm convinced the maker was ON dope.

Society disregards children's wishes all day everyday. So this is hardly worthy of comment.

Jolie is my favorite home-wrecker. I really do appreciate and like her and her spirit and work.

The name is an homage. And I'm a dude. :-)

Shouldn't there be dick around there someplace?

Desert, huh?

I like how you think.

But it's fun.

You know what? That's a very good point. I agree.

STILL would do him. I mean, like, a LOT.

In case you haven't noticed, I have NO sense of humor and refuse to believe anyone is truly capable of "joking".

She didn't do her blowjob quota this month and it's pissing her OFF.

Her loss. *shrug* More for the rest of us.

You'll take it and LIKE it.

Well done. Very well done.