fuck her for #1, 2, 3, and 6, but #4 and 5 are on racist America. 

OK, but what’s Tony Danza doing there?

I totally did this to Tony Hawk once when he came into a bar I worked at ... a regular asked if I just served Tony Hawk and I was like nahhhhhh ... and then I looked at the credit card that he gave me to start a tab :/

I agree with everything you said but how DARE you not mention the 9 rescue cats and dogs! It’s a DREAM and they are GOALS. 

This was basically on Atlanta, the store’s ‘No Chase’ policy, and explained here: https://www.businessinsider.com/security-officer-reveals-how-to-get-away-with-shoplifting-2012-4

Hansan is the answer; Hansan is the way. Hansan forever. 

You’re right about her privilege but she’s actually passing as white when she’s a surprise Native American (or at least biracial, I’m not sure, just googled after Kimmy Schmidt did a thing about it). So she’s a woman of colour who gets away with it because she has blond hair and blue eyes and is coded as WASPy as you…

ah yes, some people have senses of humour, I always forget :)

Um, yah, you shouldn’t wear red to a GoT wedding...

..because his name is Chris Christie, not because he’s fat, you meanies

2 Chris’ for the price of 1

jalapeno and mesquite bbq!

They are the best chips

I guess we should already know that celebrities are often idiots, but this sucks. I love my Kat von D lipstick.

Dougie

I mean, Lara might have wanted to take a cue from how the Trump boys treat endangered wildlife, but at least this one’s not shit to [his own] dogs too. 

ummmm....relatable? [ducks shamefully, but unsure]

Seconded, I don’t know anything about her but her handling of a unthinkable tragedy has been super classy and lends itself well to open conversations about mental health and self care—the fact that she shows that processing is...a process, not an immediate bounce back in our quick-fix culture is admirably honest and…