well ok, here we go Sunday Night! 

WHOA

All the $$ you can save on floss tho

So celery juice is... mostly water, with the worst part of celery thrown in there (the strings, which will make you wanna check your teeth after eating).

yep https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0629413/

Am I the only one who thought her name was Kate Beckinsdale? It’s been like 20 years of calling her Kate Beckinsdale and now I’m not sure how to say it

Oh, no. Hers was the first ‘Voice’ contestant song I bought off iTunes (“The Story”) and I still listen to it every now and then. I still watch The Voice for people like her - who were irrefutably strong and brave and trying to do something that they love. I’m sorry to hear this. 

I left my bank card somewhere and when I called the bank they asked me my mother’s maiden name and name of first pet. No problem.

same - i read your other comment - and I relate so much to how she describes her relationship - on my GOOD days. On my BAD days, sure, the dude can go straight to hell, and I’m not mincing words, but the key to healing is moving ON, not dragging yourself back to that mental space - not for his sake, but for yours.

It definitely sounds like Mandy Moore is accessing therapy and has such a good head on her shoulders. More power to her, forget about the ‘bad guys’ who did bad - and let’s focus on the people who are so resilient, who learn from their experiences, and seem ready to hold people accountable without dragging them…

Vital reading:

yup, now make it orange, fill it with rabbit droppings (the seeds) and put it in your mouth

er....

Papayas are #1 at tasting like vomit in a floral shop

I tried with my very very very good-looking dog as well - but like you, the following plateau-ed around 600 because while I did/do enjoy posting the photos, I don’t enjoy talking in hearts and cutesy emojis with other animals all day. I like having an Instagram Dog (noun) but I don’t like Instagramming Dog (verb).

Let me get this straight: Ice T loves Coco but not Coffee; Will hold Bagel but won’t eat Bagle.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I read somewhere that the stickers that go on apples and pears and bananas are edible because they don’t want to get sued when someone accidentally eats them. File that under ‘Barely Useful Information’.

one time I won a draw that gave me $25 towards anything at an etsy store that only sold two things: Hair clips for dogs and dog lingerie.

nah, her comments re: her son sound like they were taken out of context, and to be ambivalent about being half-Chinese in an openly racist culture isn’t unreasonable. The kid is/was 8 years old.