I found it both obnoxious and bad. I also thought Alec Baldwin enjoyed doing it a little too much, and there was something very meta about him, a mediocre large white man, coming out on stage and soaking up all this undeserved applause? Kind of like putting a hat on a hat.

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

Starred only for the first idea, the second one: ridiculous. Kudos. 

Yes, this is like saying “there’s a lack of women’s voices in the theatre, why is that man William Shakespeare everywhere?”. The first part is true, the second... well.

If humanity needs to hear the grave warnings of climate change from a man in order to save the planet, fine.

It’s always seemed like to me that Shenmue fans are the types of people who cannot stop getting excited about being able to open and close dresser drawers in a game.

We’re all just waiting to crown Jizyah Shorts, aren’t we?

I can see Eli plugging this into a graphing calculator and get confused by the “Low Battery” message. Not because of the answer, but moreso that an NFL player does not know what “battery” means.

To be completely fair, he’s got a nice set of tits. 

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

Yes, this.

The impatience of owners and fans makes what seems like the least risky moves seem incredibly palatable for the front office. If everyone else is doing it, it becomes a much less risky move. The Rams did it and succeeded doing it so now that means it’s okay for everyone else to try it.

How many times are people going…

Really...they sent two helicopters full of the nation’s most elite combat unit into Bin Laden’s compound and shot him in the face; we should only be so lucky if they’d done the same to Stone.

Taco Bell will pay for it!

I love a pear in late fall, when it gives a little when you push on it, and you have to eat it over the sink. Otherwise, meh. There are so many fruits that are really only good in their season.

PLAYING BASEBALL WHEN ACCIDENTALLY STRUCK OWN TESTICLES SWINGING A BAT

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

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