Why do white people use alcohol as an excuse to excuse racism.

Yep. I was attacked by an Eastern European woman on the train. She had an empty bottle of Jagermeister with her at 9 in the morning. 

Counterpoint: Babe Ruth living today, in a country with legal alcohol, internet pornography, and being paid tens of millions of dollars a year, would be dead within 12 months. It’s like when Bender became human in that one Futurama episode.

He’s actually got a high penis sprain.

Related, and mentioned in the first comment, I am always perplexed by the way guns behave in movies. A short list of craziness:

Way too many lines are being crossed here.

The answer to your question: Jeremy Bearimy

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

Kinda reminds me of when my fellow Eagles fans crow on about the Cowboys ‘bandwagon’ fans. Like, they haven’t been shit (outside of an isolated season or two) for over twenty years. I’m pretty sure that wagon is empty.

Conversely, as a 39 year old who witnessed some horrible Pats teams and remembers when you were able to get tickets to Fenway on game day I have appreciated every moment and am absolutely fine when it’s over.

I had poor grades in school despite being smart. Why? Because aside from subjects in which I did legitimately struggle, I just was generally not into school. Some kids are like that, yet a lot of teachers/counselors don’t get that.

I had a school board psychologist try and tell me this after my 7th grade aptitude/IQ testing (my mother was a teacher in the school and told him to drop dead). I spoke three languages and was a straight A student, but I didn’t fit his profile for gifted so according to him I was destined for secretarial college (his…

So rapey!

Yes, exactly. She’s asleep, for crying out loud. The whole thing is gross.

Apparently that scene is actually a dream/nightmare the protagonist has that isn’t occurring in the real world, so.

I was surprised this went totally unmentioned, too! It’s horribly written, and horrifying! Something for everyone!

Came here to say this. Glad someone already did.

Yeah, I thought the same thing. Unless this is some weird agreed upon role play, he’s raping her.