“Dear Hurricane Dorian,

Once I made taco meat - had to wash the pan out before I used it. I noticed some foam while cooking the meat and I realized perhaps I didn’t rinse all the soap out in my haste to just fucking eat.

I’ve really checked out of football outside of the really top level shit and I honestly had NO idea RGIII was still in the league.  Like when they announce someone passed away and your first thought was “didnt they die years ago?”

I can’t remember the terminology but one is being voted one of the top in the conference (All pro?) and the other means you attended the pro bowl (pro-bowl?) and that one is less meaningful because often the top guys don’t bother so the 4th and 5th and 6th highest vote earners are going to the game itself.

The guys they had play nerds were often kind of weird. But the girls - ALWAYS the girls were models with bad glasses and pigtails and ugly clothes and a retainer and it was so annoying. They were clearly gorgeous and the producers couldn’t bear to hire some hottie even if it was for a nerd role.

You can criticize his last special for the weird social justice takes but on top of that it wasn’t terribly funny.  His stuff around his sketch show was clever and incisive and the last special was sort of almost hackey parody of a comedian.  Like the whole thing just needed to be started off with “Older comedians be…

whats sad here is that while I am pulling for Scholten, what is likely to happen is that King, an unabashed white supremacist, will will be replaced with a republican who will basically pursue the same goals and agenda but with a more palatable veneer of respectability and we will dust off our hands and call this some…

Wait, no.  For real.  These kids have a fucking point because what in the blue fuck is that guy doing?

Per conspiratorialists: The Clintons managed to kill multiple people, participate in a worldwide sex trafficing ring, oversee a huge embezzlement for influence foundation, hide the real cause of Benghazi, vanish millions of compromising emails, rig the election to the tune of 3+ million voters in already blue states…

Plan of conservatism:

Dolan sucks and all but I feel bad for the guy that knows as much as to recognize the guy out in public

Silver made an obviously glib and hyperbolic conclusion to make a point that bernie people tend to be uniquely loyal to bernie, he’s not wrong, and this blog post is basically a long “WeLl AcTuAlLly!!” pedantic jerkoff.

So this is a dumb thought but . . . do these guys practice this?

you magnificent bastard.

You really hit on a thing here - people would (rightly) bristle if someone said “I like Mayor Pete because he’s a tolerable gay, you barely notice it because he acts straight so it makes me comfortable” but we’re supposed to be ok with “I don’t like Mayor Pete because he’s not more overtly gay in a way I really can…

This article pretends that given the breakfast options of a bowl of shards of glass or plain, no salt no sugar terribly overcooked oatmeal, it doesn’t really matter what we pick.

Is he super unlucky or are these health issues fallout from his career? Wondering if drugs (prescribed or otherwise) or diet or whatever all played a factor.

NYC isn’t a draw. It just isnt. LA, sure. Miami? Ok. But NYC - it sucks to get around, its expensive, the media is incredibly aggressive, the weather is shit all but 2-4mo out of the year in fall and spring. NYC teams are good, if they are good, because of the ownership and management. The Yankees are really the only…

This stupid fucking equivalence nonsense the center right types are doing grinds my fucking gears.  This isn’t some old school “reasonable but blah right guy vs reasonable but blah left guy” Turd sandwich vs giant douche election.  Its going to be a binary choice where you either support Trump and all his policies or…

Its not an accomplishment, just a thing I’d like to do. Like go to the Disney Star Wars thing, or make a trip to Yellowstone, or spit on the grave of an old dead turtle.  Just fun family vacations.