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Eggs Woodhouse
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Sessions has to stay. If he left, and tried to go back to his old seat, he would have to fight incumbent Senator Luther Strange, who at 6 feet 9 inches, is the tallest member of the Senate.

Bucks County, for when you absolutely can’t make it down to Florida.

Three to seven years in prison for the parents!? THAT’S IT?!

No. I don’t care how much the guy sucks, I wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on anyone. It took my grandmother in six months and it’s awful.

Because he literally does not know how to use quotation marks.

Sick is in quotes because trump is mentally deficient and knows fuck all about spelling, grammar or the English language.

Only 45% of Trump supporters believe that Don Jr. attended that meeting with the Russian lawyer for dirt on Clinton. Something he himself openly confirmed.

I feel like these two pictures are more relevant now than ever

The part that pisses me off to no end is that they are blaming Democrats for the ACA having troubles when REPUBLICANS (more specifically, Marco fucking Rubio) are the ones who kneecapped the legislation in the first place.

“As I have always said, let ObamaCare fail and then come together and do a great healthcare plan. Stay tuned!”

We were let down by all of the Democrats and a few Republicans.

These people never seem to have books or even cookbooks! You can’t bake in a tiny house because just storing canisters of flour and sugar would be difficult. Then you have the loft bed, which is accessible via ladder with a ceiling so low it doesn’t allow you to stand in what is now your bedroom. My favorite tiny

We need walls! That’s how you know where to put your furniture! And if you take down all of the walls, where do you put your coat closet? No one ever thinks of the coats.

Tiny houses are upper middle class poverty fantasies. Same with “open concept” floor plans. You want to live in a small house and “do with less” ? Do it while making poverty wages 

I mean, there is a middle ground between a 4000 sq foot McMansion and a 200 sq foot tiny home.

The over-arching theme of the show is “failure,” so I thought it appropriate.

I love that you used a Venture Bros picture.

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

That’s the thing about alcohol: it’s one of the few things that will kill you if your body has become physically dependent on it. The other one is Benzodiazepines. Pretty much everything else will make you feel like you want to die, but won’t actually kill.

#TeamNoOne