I am so incredible sorry for your loss and the terrible treatment you have endured because you kindly let your little girl be free.

I agree completely. It’s hard. Terribly hard...but if your body can’t keep you alive due to a terminal non curable or treatable disease, then you should not be alive.  

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

This tennis player Kate is allegedly thirsty for looks like he’s a quarter of the way through transforming into a werewolf.

I volunteer to assemble voting booths!

I was in HomeGoods the other day, shopping for cheap kitchen supplies. A man who appeared to be at least 20 years older than me approached me and made small talk (annoying, but I live in the MidWest so par for the course), then proceeded to follow me around the store as I awkwardly tried to ignore him without seeming…

But also, what if she did want to go home and have sex with him, and changed her mind when she saw his doll collection or something? The idea that if we start down a path with a man we can’t change our minds is fucking gross. If I start eating a pizza and hate it, do I need to keep going? Do you shove it into my mouth…

Wait, so his mom got married, lost her governor daddy’s famous last name, and then named her son “Dalton” just to eternally remind everyone her boy comes from an “important family?”

If only Republicans weren’t so tyrannical...

I’m really trying to be sympathetic to the Republicans who were attacked today. I really am, but...every time I hear them talking, all I can remember is:

uh-oh....

She kicked ass in the Comey session too.

I’ve been saying Kamala Harris 2020 since before the 2016 election was even over. She’s awesome. I hope she’s president someday.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

God I hope this is an actual screenshot

I wouldn’t complain if said dick shooting would only lead to him no longer having the ability to fuck America in the ass. So far, his shriveled old dick appears to continue to function.

My guess is Trump will shutter the base and move it to somewhere more Russiany.

A lot of my students are scared. All of my students are American Indian. They see what’s in the news and it makes them uncomfortable.

An actual line from goop: “If you’re plagued by issues like parasites or heavy metals, you might need a bit more than a standard clean eating protocol. Below, some advice on working through more complex problems.”