This would also be a good title for an Adam Sandler or Jimmy Fallon autobiography that explains his mediocre rise to success and wealth with no talent.

God damnit. One of the greatest movies of the 90s and it is COMPLETELY tinged in sludge and dirt and grossness.

It’s one of my favorite movies, but there’s no way Miller’s Crossing is more famous than The Usual Suspects.

I heard an ACLU lawyer encapsulate their argument this morning on NPR in a way that addresses that addresses that issue. If the baker doesn’t want to make a racist cake, he would turn down a swastika cake, say, from anyone who asked for one. It’s the speech he doesn’t want, and that’s ok. In this case, There was no…

If you are doing cake for looks and not taste, you are doing cake wrong. I propose a shut down on all fondant covered wedding cakes until we know what the hell is going on.

They did make that argument! Except the example they used was an African-American baker forced to make a burning cross cake for the KKK.

The lack of attention and mobilization around this tax bill (which is probably passing right now) is maddening. I know taxes are boring but they play a huge role in the general functioning of society (and our daily quality of life), and the fact that a ~500 document is being rammed through congress in like a week and…

He looks like one of those ventriloquist dolls that’s just waiting to be possessed by an evil spirit.

Kushner has the look of someone who blankly stares at the wall whenever no one else is in the room.

Easy, like this:

The worst part is you have a screaming snake.

In 1989, my godmother was taking a shower, when she looked up and saw a huntsman spider roughly the size of a dinner plate right above her head. She thought, ‘no worries, I will just calmly and quietly finish up this shower before he has a chance to move.’ Right at that moment, the Newcastle earthquake stuck, rattling…

The snake screams??? The SNAKE SCREAMS????????!!!

As a white girl myself I have always hated Lena Dunham with an exaggerated passion for these exact same reasons. I grew up around people of her “station” or whatever you wanna call it and they are, I’m sorry but it’s true, awful. They are flippant towards social justice issues across the board, and as Clemmons states,…

Here’s the answer, and I don’t think you’re going to like it:

I literally just wrote this in the Dirt Bag thread but I’ll say it again. Lena is a white feminist. Her goal is to be equal to white men. She only cares about feminist issues as they relate to her and people like her. She has no desire to understand intersectionality. I’ve always found it annoying that Lena is…

Good. I wish EVERYONE who claims to be feminist or progressive would sever ties. I’ll never forget the Jia Tolentino piece on Jezebel which in my very humble opinion did not go far enough at all, and the scores of commenters who were willing to give Lena pass after motherfucking pass despite example after…

In order to reach a list of 20, they had to include DEAD PEOPLE! Good luck to them trying to book Jackie Mason or Bob Hope.

“I just was thinking, I want to ask you: Is Ambassador Kislyak in the room? Before I get started here, any Russians? Anybody been to Russia? Got a cousin in Russia or something?”

“Great numbers on Stocks and the Economy. If we get Tax Cuts and Reform, we’ll really see some great results!”