The over-arching theme of the show is “failure,” so I thought it appropriate.

I love that you used a Venture Bros picture.

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

Ouf, that picture, just heartbreaking.

Frailty, thy name is nationalism. Gavin, thy name is poser.

Where you don’t call yourself a Neo-Nazi because it’s “damaging to the brand” even though the brand is 100% Neo-Nazis.

Gavin McInnes is the kind of neo-Nazi that’s still too into trying to look cool that he could never fully commit to the shaved head and swastika tattoo lifestyle.

That’s the thing about alcohol: it’s one of the few things that will kill you if your body has become physically dependent on it. The other one is Benzodiazepines. Pretty much everything else will make you feel like you want to die, but won’t actually kill.

As a recovered alcoholic I can say please get medical help if you stop drinking. I had to be hospitalized three days before going to rehab to prevent this. Don’t be ashamed, and don’t think you can automatically do it on your own.

(Author’s note: They have dessert wine on airplanes?)

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

We have a climate change denier running the EPA, so yes.

He also says haters at 70 years old.

My alternative parenting acquantences are losing their sit but I’m all

Is it just me or is the new director of the CDC...not terrible? A pro-vax advocate who thinks that abortion should be a decision between a woman and her doctor is about the best we could hope for under this administration.

I enjoyed the “leave your expectations at the door” bit. Wow. I’m vegan and I’m annoyed already.

Ha ha, they’re even advertising on the website that their kids might run around your table and sing very loudly.

I don’t particularly like children, but part of what is so exhausting about interacting with them is the “DON’T WAKE THE MAMA BEAR!!!!” attitude of this type of parent. The best parents are chill, know their kids are wild hellions, and try to put some space between the kids and other people going about their days. The…

I watched this this morning and also noticed after the snub the Polish First Lady remain standing directly in front of Trump blocking him from the camera’s while she chats with Melanina. It’s very subtle, but the fact she doesn’t immediately step back and get out of the way allowing the cameras a clear view of Trump…

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