COME BACK *sobs

The hero we don’t deserve.

Hey - she’s not there to make friends.

Serious question: does Donald actively seek out terrible people to associate with, or do normal people who associate with him eventually become terrible?

I want Canada to annex us because Justin Trudeau has invaded my heart.

Yeah at least Trudeau can go back to Canada.

To be fair, we all wish that

This is so deliciously good.

I am sure Trudeau wishes he could be hanging out on Richard Branson’s island with Obama instead of guest starring on the Political Apprentice.

Dr. Oz gives him a run for his money, though. Not to mention Eckart Tolle or the lady who wrote The Secret, who had less staying power but were somehow even dumber. There are a lot of things to admire about Oprah, but her love of facile pseudo science is not one of them

I think he would have gone a long way to shame the apathetic “they both suck” crowd who either voted 3rd party or not at all.

But honest question, what are we going to do about it? What are the next steps here? I feel like we are shouting into a void about federal law and ethics and its making me very tired.

It’s interesting that the person at the center of this nonsense, Ivanka, hasn’t said anything about it herself while her dad and his employees break federal laws to convince people to buy her stuff.

um.....Lock Her Up?

Yeah, he’s kind of my new favorite politician. That’s like Scotland level profanity.

Considering Trump was all about saying how he doesn’t drink, doesn’t smoke, won’t do drugs, etc. it’s strange that his closest adviser is clearly an alcoholic.

Today, this tomato faced cockstain invoked the name of the US Navy SEAL who died in the yemen raid, and used him to shame anyone asking about the raid. He straight up said anyone questioning the effectiveness or execution of the raid was insulting the dead serviceman.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.