It’s not politics. It’s money. Bitch literally bought herself a cabinet position like you or I or any other joe-shmoe would buy a cabinet. She’s so in over her head I’m waiting for the bitch to ask where the drawers are.

I’m sitting at work, with you in spirit. I have 3 kids in public schools. All 3 will have her policies come down on them and at this moment if I could afford to send them to private school I would.

I love how the states with the worst school systems all voted in favor of the worst cabinet pick.

I am a public school teacher. I am sitting at my desk, which is in a classroom in a public school full of minorities and SpEd students, and I am weeping. I have about 9 minutes left on my lunch break, and I don’t know that I can pull it together in time. I am crushed, absolutely gutted. I am afraid for my students, I…

This is great. Now I can feel secure my future children will be force-fed Creationism, even though I’m a Jew.

Mike Pence can go fuck himself. Ditto for all who endorsed her.

Let’s put this in perspective:

I rather fear we’re the ghost of Christmas Future.... they’ll do anything to avoid waking up as us.

the new campaign will focus on media literacy, quoting a source who states, “They are going against people who read Breitbart and stuff like that, the conspiratorial media. They want people to be critical about what they read. If you have issues, it’s not other communities who may be the cause of your issues.”

There’s a difference between Breitbart (populist/conservative) and the Daily Stormer (Neo Nazi/ White supremacist).

Dear GOP:

I THINK YOU NEED TO GET A NEW DOCTOR TBH

My IUD is good for three more years, but I’ll likely be fertile longer. Insurance won’t pay for a replacement while it’s still functional, so I’d asked my doctor if it was possible the IUD had slipped and needed to be replaced.

He said no, which I expected, but then tried to reassure me it was no big deal because they…

Correction: Donald Trump has used many gay people. He does not care about them. He might not hate them, but make no mistake he does not not care about them at all. He happily uses them but will throw them under the bus to please the bigot voting bloc within a heartbeat.

I trust a post-Taco Bell fart more than I trust Trump.

My takeaway from this is that Trump is totally into Twilight.

I hope by the end of Trump’s presidency, his brand is utterly destroyed. I mean, he or his kids can’t sell anything at all by the end of it all. He has been the most polarizing president in history and it hasn’t been two weeks yet. His kids are clueless dolts who keep thinking they can use this opportunity to do…

She went with him because he needs a carer, in case he’s out the house when his amphetamine-induced dementia sun-downing begins.

MY HOTTEST DAUGHTER PULLS HER LINE FROM FAILING NORDSTROMS! SUPER HOT! MY DAUGHTER I MEAN. SAD!

This even more concentrated Trump powder continues to sold as well: