He is not even the smartest one in the room when he is taking a shit.

In addition, unlike Obama and Clinton, he will never be the smartest in the room.

I’m really pissed at his post-Women’s March tweet. “...we just had an election. Why didn’t these people vote?” Hey, Donnie! We did and almost 3 million didn’t vote for you!

period.

Press: But you said he would release the tax returns once the audit is complete.

Starred for Mike Penis.

Never trust someone who uses the phrase “trust me”.

People didn’t care (46%)...They voted for him (46%)

I’m ready to march on Saturday, April 15th to protest his refusal to disclose his taxes.

Trump doesn’t want to be President. In about two weeks, everyone will be so fucking pissed at him that he’ll just walk away from it all, stating that he’ll “continue to fight for you”.....just not as President. Mike Penis will take over, not do anything, and be soundly defeated in 2020.

Even if he does.

Hilariously, Wikileaks has declared an interest in having a whistleblower contact them so that they can leak it. Now. Yes, really. After everything. Particularly after Assange’s pledge to leave the embassy’s protection fell apart after he did that embarrassing backpedal. All of it. I know. I know. Yes, crabs. Barrel.…

Seems like a good idea to me.

roasted with maple syrup and bacon. Holy crap it’s an experience.

He’d have a rage stroke.

Yes, but Breyers doesn’t come with listeria. Sooooo….ya know, there’s that.

now I really want jelly beans

Who gets plain vanilla dippin’ dots? How white bread can you get?