I was a nanny for a family who had an outside dog. The dog was fed and allowed to roam all over their ranch. That dog rolled in cow pies all the time. But the little boys loved that dog and didn’t realize how neglected that dog was. That is until I showed them how to bathe that dog and CLIP HIS NAILS! The poor…

I call her Hermione Clinton in my head now, because you just know that even though she could beat Trump without studying a goddamn bit, she still studies because she wants to be the best she can possibly be.

Utah has been utterly fascinating to watch this year, from my wonkette perspective. It took someone like Trump to show that there is a small, if noticeable split between what “conservative Christians” as a whole and “Mormons” find to be beyond the pale. From what I have come to understand about respectability politics…

So Donald Trump thinks women are just there for his personal pleasure?

It’s easy to imagine Hillary Clinton wiling the evening away with some close friends, laughing over champagne over all of this mishegoss.

Anyone else thinking this and his “pussy” comments totally tank him in Utah? Three of their Republican leaders were among those who pulled support for him today, he is polling terribly there for a Republican, and Mormons hate him. His views on immigration and refugees make him unpopular, and his vulgarity has always…

Can someone please explain to me why many states are totally cool with Stand Your Ground laws/using deadly force to “prevent death or great bodily harm” but this little girl faces life in prison for shooting someone who repeatedly threatened to kill his entire family with that very gun?

Yeah, all the subsequent reports say he is not a happy camper. Sucks that you hitched your wagon to the Orange Menace, but what else did you expect, Pence?

I personally wish I was at the diner where pence was when he found out. It was apparently so bad that his staffers had to clear the press pool from the restaurant.

I was afraid I wouldn’t get a chance to use this.

This fucking election. I can’t. This is a presidential election!!!

1. He looks miserable and sounds like a petulant child.

Plus, a genuine apology wouldn’t insist that this news story is a “distraction from the important issues.” No, you irredeemably predatory fuckwit, your inability to see women as human beings (as opposed to body parts for you to grope) *is* an important issue!

His campaign’s a joke. All they can possibly do is walk around with a dustpan cleaning up the shit he leaves behind, they can’t do anything about the places he’s walking to.

“Anyone who knows me knows these words don’t reflect who I am”

Yeah, this “apology” is bullshite. An apology does not include a “Yeah BUT so and so did this.” A sincere apology is a form of humbling yourself, and not bringing up anyone else’s actions.

It’s not misogynistic when you’re talking about your own property!

As a hands on Dad this resonates with me. JujyJr is approaching 8 and needs one of us to fall asleep with him on most nights. Once he’s out, he’s done. It impacts what we watch on tv at night, but he’s rarely come into our bedroom at night except after a bad dream. Which, of course,allows him night time cuddles and…

I’m assuming that is a part of why doctors et al want these issues to be addressed earlier rather than later.

Holy shit. I’m not a parent so I’m wholly unqualified to comment with advice, but... I remember being six. I have clear memories of first grade. I can’t imagine remembering something like that.