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Eggs Woodhouse
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At this point I think the election is less about persauding any actual Trump supporters and more about motivating the apathetic “meh” crowd of people who don’t really like either candidate and would otherwise just stay home. People like that NPR lady are so completely divorced from facts, reality, or anything Trump

I heard that story, too. I nearly crashed my car into a tree purely out of rage. I know NPR has to give equal air time to opposing opinions because of like the law and journalistic integrity and shit, but can we draw the line at outright idiocy and misogyny ? Please?

“I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”

Um. Donald. This is simple battery AT BEST and actual sexual assault at worst.

The cognitive dissonance required for evangelicals to support this cartoony, adulterous Batman villain come to life must be physically painful.

Make America Grope Again.

I heard a lady on NPR the other day who was pro-Trump because Hillary, “spent the whole debate flirting with the camera.”

I don’t think I can vote for someone who uses “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.” as a pick-up line.

Don’t expect too much. The people who weren’t already disgusted by his behavior won’t be swayed by this either.

Twenty bucks says this does more damage to Billy Bush than to Trump.

god bless the wapo

I can’t really imagine that in even the most mutual, long term, consensual relationship being “grabbed by the pussy” is a positive thing.

Richard, Emily and Paris 4EVA!

“If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!”

Trump is the college bro who brags about passing a class with a C even though he “didn’t even study.”

“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point.

So I was just reading The Atlantic’s endorsement of Hillary just now. Obviously most of it focuses on why Trump shouldn’t be elected, and my favorite part was “he appears not to read.” I can’t wait for November to get here and see him defeated.

Counterpoint: Logan is is a rich tool.

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

Uh huh, because some people are told if they leave they will lose their job and they are poor enough that they stay because they must. Or they have no transportation. Or they have no money for fuel to leave. Or they just got leave as of today and are stuck on the highway like my brother, his wife, and their five

“Billy Long” sound like a fake name you use to check into a Vegas hotel with a hooker.