If you know you can’t afford it, then don’t sign up for a trial.

Or you could just shut the fuck up.

I find it alarming that so many companies (tech, apparel, etc) are trying to move to a subscription model. Sure, they want sticky, predictable, recurring revenues, but subscriptions are only useful for consumers in specific circumstances. Or, completely unavoidable in others (see: mission critical software, or…

It makes me happy that a generation of girls has had her to look up to.

She’s implying. You’re inferring :-)

It’s unbelievable. My brother in law who is obese and pre diabetic goes off on Michelle’s eat well campaign. The lack of self awareness is stunning.

Totally agreed. I am watching the VP debate with pasta bloat, a stained tshirt and dirty socks and this is a good day for me. She is flawless.

You should hear my Fox News obsessed parents sneer when I mention that my daughter’s school lunch offers fruit and veg every day. “Oh that’s Michelle Obama’s doing, no doubt.” Like how they’ve managed to criticize her for WANTING CHILDREN TO EAT WELL makes me fucking insane.

Look at the comments of so many other forums, and read comments about how ugly, how stupid, how inappropriate she is as FLOTUS.

I’m going to miss her so much, and I’m not even American. She’s one of the few bright spots in our news about American politics.

It is utterly unfair to the rest of us poor slobs that Michelle Obama is allowed to be so flawless. Beautiful, smart, classy, married to Barrack, excellent speaker, funny.....

This friend. I like her.

Wait, if it was hand delivered then it wasn’t USPS mail, yeah? So 18 U.S. Code § 1702 wouldn’t apply.

I was pregnant during my friend’s bachelorette party where we went out dancing and were all staying at a cabin nearby. I turned in early but was awoken to the bride shoving a parenting magazine underneath my pillow & running out of the room yelling “I STOLE THIS FOR YOU!” Turns out they were checking all the mailboxes…

Whoever owned my house before me obviously didn’t change their address like anywhere. I get so much mail for them. So much junk mail. And for so many different names. I honestly sometimes just toss it because screw you previous owner guy!

One time I opened the mail of an ex roommate who had moved and never came to pick up mail because it contained a free sample of chocolate and I am NOT SORRY.

Birth control without prescription is definitely a way for the government to weasel out of providing health care, particularly women’s health care, for another 10 to 20 years. But it’ll also make people sick. Ayotte’s rationale is truly arrogant: It supposes that the requirement for a prescription comes from…

Thank you.

neither Donald Trump nor Hillary Clinton have set a good example and I wouldn’t hold up either of them as role models for my kids.

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...