yeah, i am all for some “horoscopes are bs” shit, but like...WHATTTTTT????? I can’t with that...

When Carl turns the page of the scrapbook in Up gets me literally every time.

Oh so that’s what happened when they left the attic.

To quote my 0-1 on the Kinsey scale husband “Brad Pitt in Fight Club? I’d lick his abs.”

Yeah, way to blindside a dude with tabloidy bullshit, CNN. George looked genuinely saddened to hear the news. I didn’t find that hilarious at all.

I liked George Clooney’s response--and I didn’t find it “hilarious” or particularly awkward. It was a mixture of “That sucks for my friends” and thinly veiled disgust at a weasely reporter asking him to comment on celebrity gossip (about his friends) while he was at the United Fucking Nations, probably talking about…

That’s ridiculous that the reporter would question Clooney about them at the UN for God’s sake.

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

It appears as though Brad Pitt has entered the period in his life where his face is going to rapidly begin to show his proper age. Also, I’m sorry Robert Zemekis, but I don’t care that this is a “serious” movie, but if somebody tells me this is directed by the same guy who did Cast Away and Flight, I’m less likely to…

“Classic castle problems.”

NOPE. This is the genuine celebrity gossip I was raised on before Real Housewives, Teen Moms and their ilk diluted stuff.

I’m totally reading every last post about this divorce, but is anyone else starting to hate themselves for it just a little?

Every publication today to this Brangelina news:

“There’s a sensitivity chip that’s missing” is such a useful phrase. Thanks, Jennifer.

If kids not understanding superpowers and an animal’s speech abilities resulted in kids being abused and not knowing how or why to share that information and/or teenagers not understanding how pregnancy and STDs work, I could get on board. I don’t understand why we would lie to kids about something that’s really…

I think her shouting that information at the screen is THE WHOLE reason you should go.

Chokers and flannels are back, now Brad and Gwynnie can hook up and our return to the 90's will be complete.

I’m okay with “hivemind”, where “hivemind” = giving a shit about the future of the country.

Dear Red State Friends Thinking About Voting For Gary Johnson: