Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!

And - it’s only for married mothers, not for single women!!

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

I’m still tripping on “me and Winnie”. I hope this girl isn’t going to be an English major.

So UCLA doesn’t put much weight on the “Written and Language” part of the SATs? Have fun wasting someone else’s money ladies.

I’m sorry but this must be said:

I think the lack of ‘e’ in Ashly’s name is what has led to her being this unhinged. The ‘e’ really could have grounded her.

I just wish somewhere on this email chain Ashly had said ‘I didn’t come here to make friends.’

This is the best email conversation. Almost as good as the unhinged sorority emails from two years ago (but not really, those will always be THE ALL TIME BEST).

I’m an over analyzer which leads to over thinking at times.

The UCs have turned a lot of (supposed to be) doubles into triples. Nothing good can come from living in a triple.

The Daily Show had a pretty good breakdown on this one. He wasn’t reaching out to black voters, he was reaching out to white voters with a “black friend.”

God bless the people of Flint.

I read elsewhere that she interrupted people who were trying to interrupt him and told them that they would respect him as he was in her church. And this fucking asshole comes out with this petty, utter bullshit comment that who the fuck even buys, followed by an incomprehensible word salad that amounted to his own…

It’s all projection. He nearly shit his pants when she chastised him.

“..the audience was saying ‘let him speak, let him speak”

Ya, nervous like a rock.

As soon as he opened his mouth: