They must get off on the predatory aspect of what they did. I can’t fathom why else you wouldnt just seek out someone eager and willing.

Hmmm...I’ve gone to a lab for blood tests (potassium, thyroid, etc.) 3 hours before an appointment, and the results were there within the hour. So, a man who’s got more money than I (??) has to wait a week? Shit, just have Dr. Doobie do his usual “Mad Libs” fill-in-the-blank diagnosis and go from there. He can also…

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“Back when I was not working on account of being a trophy wife, my pregnancy was really hard on me. I had to take several weeks off from not working so that I could concentrate on making sure the nanny took proper care of my baby. I would definitely classify it as one of the most difficult times of my life. Donald’s…

Dr. Oz, who told The Politico this morning that he will not be asking the candidate any “questions he doesn’t want to have answered.”

So...basically the same excuse as with the taxes. He’s “being audited” and he’s “having a physical”.

Can we not call two people raping another person a theesome? Jesus.

Especially since they could have gone on Tindr or Craigslist and found someone willing. They obviously prefer to be sexual predators.

Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.

Taylor is a former pro hockey player and currently works at a financial firm.

I’m especially horrified by “...So I gave you what you wanted.”

Three cheers for Sundance detectives in believing this victim! Let’s hope the prosecutor stays the course.

Why does it seem like this is not the first time they’ve done this to someone?

I'd like to say that the number of people who are either okay with, or have a preference with, unconscious women is astounding had I not once awakened to the sight of two men pulling off my jeans after passing out at a party. I have always felt to blame.

I feel kind of bad for everyone who isn’t Laurie :(

Ok ABC. Just end the competition now, give Laurie the mirror ball trophy, and give us 8-10 weeks of Laurie and Val dancing for an hour.

You Hank Hill’s father looking ass.

Sing-A-Song-Of-Mike-Pence

Fuck you, Mike Pence. You Hank Hill’s father looking ass. You god damn funeral insurance actor looking ass. You fucking hateful lego figure looking ass. Go to hell, you fucking parasitic worm wearing a white wig coming out of Donald Trumps asshole. I hope you fucking rot.

I’m too burned out on this election to say something edifying so fuck this guy and fuck the other guy too.