Jesus, you scared me for a minute there.

The greatest trick Trump ever pulled was convincing his supporters that the absurdly, hilariously anti-Clinton media is actually attacking him.

Hey, now! That’s unfair to Iron Bru!

Yeah, but I kind of have to give him points here. Saying it’ll be rigged beforehand, then doing badly, then being able to say “I told you so” is something that will go over well with his rabid fanbase. Because then he’ll have just been right the whole time, with something to blame his poor performance on other than…

Give it time.

Reading trump’s words has become so viscerally evocative of his breathy anusfaced voice that I almost covered my ears reading this.

So I think we should have a debate with no moderator.

Another slap in the face to professionals who dedicate their entire careers to providing, as much as they can, unbiased reporting and fair practices. Who hasn’t he insulted at this point? My unborn child?

“very unfair” “rigged” = they will ask me questions that don’t have to do with my yuge dick

LMFAO she wasn’t carried to the van. Stop.

I know a bunch of fit, young models wearing nearly nothing also got fucked up by the same weather just a few days ago. I also know it’s even hotter out there today, due to the heat wave.

In the middle the city, in the plaza, in the sun, it is going to be significantly hotter, at least 80 degrees. Add in a crowd, heavy clothing, and bulletproof garments, plus the emotional significance, and I can well believe that she got hotter than expected too fast to adjust for, and needed a chance to cool down.

Come now, this is silliness. The humidity and air pollution in NYC make heat even harder on the body than it might be elsewhere, and that gets multiplied when you are in a crowd of people giving off body heat.

Don’t like HRC? Fine. Think she’s make a terrible POTUS? Fine. Upset about emails, Bengazi..etc? Sure. But actually believing this“secret illness” nonsense is too much. And how do you know no one else got sick? Or fainted? Or felt ill? Because I’m sure all eyes were on the ceremony, then her, and no one else.

For those curious about the brother/sister/brother reference in the statement. From David Arquette on Kocktails with Khloe:

Everybody from New York on my Twitter feed has been complaining about the weather for the past couple days. Perhaps we should trust the observations of people who were actually there rather than trying to armchair-gauge a temperature halfway across the country from us?

But they said, Our brother and then our sister and then our brother... so seems like they were recognizing what alexis wanted.

Living in Texas, 79 degrees and humid is probably spring like to you, where the temps routinely are higher. Most people who are not acclimated to 100+ weather might just get faint wearing a full suit and kevlar for an hour and a half...especially at an emotional ceremony where you are remembering friends killed on…

It was over 80. She was a short person in a crowd of people, making it hotter. Humidity was high. She was wearing a shirt, long sleeve coat, and a kevlar vest. She got overheated. We know this is it because SHE WALKED OUTSIDE UNDER HER OWN POWER ABOUT AN HOUR LATER.

I’m reminded that nearly naked, young healthy models were dropping like flies after standing in the heat at Kayne’s show this week. She’s wearing a full freaking suit. It’s hot. She got overheated. Clearly she has a fatal disease and is too ill to serve.