“no priors” and “white” are my 2 guesses.

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

What does “America is the ark of Noah” even mean?

America feels greater already. /s

Horrifying as this is, I’m surprised it hasn’t happened before—Trump brings out such hate in his followers.

Walter Reed? But the election is only a couple of months away. They don’t have that kind of time.

You know what else is real, Yoko? The Oxford comma is real.

They need Mary Berry as a guest star.

I want Rita Wilson to understand that it’s Tom and me, not Tom and I.

Yeah, but look at what they produced as parents...

Adjuncts are a different bag, but many tenured academics are totally rich, both through family money (academia notoriously privileges those born to the upper classes) and by household income compared to median US household income and US household income percentiles.

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

Hmm. Glass being a filthy person would be kind of fun, but my money’s on the condo board being bananas.

People who live in Glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Most of u know that I have been a special needs teacher/administrator for nearly 18 years, the only job I have ever known. Excuse me now, there is a huge lump in my throat and I’m sobbing as I write this. Of the hundreds of children with special needs that I have worked with, I can tell you that every single one of…

Short bus jokes....seriously? That’s the best their ‘coup d’twats’ can come up with? Fucking shameful.

As a fellow Bernie Bro, nothing has made me go running into Hillary’s arms like the behavior of the Republican party over the past three months. I went from saying my vote is irrelevant anyway so I’ll stay home (since I live in Mass), to thinking about voting for Jill Stein to being fully onboard with Hillary. Better…

Clinton’s people just responded by alerting Gohmenrt that if his hand is bigger than his face, he has cancer.

I assume next week the GOP will move on to something more advanced, like accusing Clinton of having cooties.