I can’t believe how irresponsible this doctor was with the welfare of this child. Even beyond the scope of the vaccination issue- which is reason enough to revoke his license- this guy should not be practicing medicine at all:

“Now, this is a very bold statement, considering that the majority of current research does not support a link between vaccines and autism. However, research has not proven there is no link....”

Exactly. Beacause....

My vaccinated daughter and I sure enjoyed our mild bout of whooping cough a couple years ago, I guess it had nothing to do with the 72% of the kindergartners at her school being unvaccinated.

“I do think vaccines help with the public health and helping prevent the occasional fatality,”

I hate both, which is why I am all about tankinis.

Side boob? This thing would give me side vag! Even when I was a younger and thinner, at the height of Baywatch popularity, this style of suit did nothing to make my legs look longer...it just made me stress about my pubes.

If I had a body that looked good in this, I’d put it into a suit that made it look waaaaay better.

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

Stuff like this is why I love you, Ellie.

Yabbut with one fell swoop you can get a yeast infection and cut off all circulation to your crotch!

Seriously, can we take a moment to talk about Klan terminology? These are the names of actual Klan positions, offices, and jurisdictions:

I’m going to take what might be a controversial stand here. First, know that I am speaking as a former ED nurse and certified forensic nurse, a sexual assault survivor, a sexual and domestic violence victim advocate, and a soon-to-be lawyer.

This is what I was thinking. Do you really want the school health services doing a rape kit? This should be done in a professional setting by a skilled technician. I would think too many things could go wrong, the most important being a fucked up chain of evidence.

that a responding police officer was also injured when another officer’s gun accidentally discharged.

There’s a lot of them. As I’ve said before, the littlest prince has the best, most adorable resting bitch face I’ve ever seen.

Truth.

Incidentally, Leppo was the least funny Marx brother.

“We don’t want Megan Rapinoe to cause a scene, so we’re going to cause a scene.”