I hope every time he unloads the dishwasher, he gets cold water spilled on his feet. While wearing socks!

I hope every step he takes barefoot will be on a Lego.
I hope he swallows a jack.
I hope his phone never connects to the wifi.

It really doesn’t get much better than a guy claiming he was hacked and then also trying to prevaricate regarding what was ostensibly said by his hackers.

Like, either you weren’t hacked at all, or you were, but you agree with the hackers?

“I was hacked by people who said what I really wanted to say myself. But it isn’t…

“It’s hard to explain why, despite their own calls for funding, Democrats would block plans to keep women and babies safe from Zika,”

Welcome to America, where showing a woman getting punched in the face will earn you a PG rating but having showing her having consensual sex will earn you a hard R.

So it’s I Know What You Did Last Summer meets Saw meets Any Sleazy B-Movie Horror Flick of the Past Several Decades That Includes Rape Because There Are Literally Billions Of Those.

How. Are. They. Supposed. To. Make. America. Great. Again. When. He. Doesn’t. Know. How. To. Work. His. Phone.

So. We. Are. Really. Making. America. Great. Again. Right.?

Nope. This is dumb. Marginalized peoples like Kaepernick and Rapinoe earn the change that’s necessary in this country by virtue of being human beings. Get the fuck out of here with this corny bullshit.

So what about the guy in the bathroom taking a 2 chapter shit. Is he disrespecting the flag. What about the girl serving beer and fries in the concourse. Is she disrespecting the flag? The camera man on the sidelines? The lady sitting breast feeding her baby?

It’s too bad you hate America and our freedom to protest. Perhaps you would be more comfortable in Russia?

I’m pretty sure the people who died for our freedoms didn’t do it so that this country would become a place where you have to show dogmatic loyalty to symbols as if we lived in a dictatorship, saluting “Dear Leader” and bowing down lest we be marked a traitor. Let’s save that forced patriotic bullshit for North Korea.

I’m just going to say this:

Awwww, you're so full of shit.

What in the world does “I am a foremost civil rights activist” mean?

The first thing civil rights activists don't do is compare atrocities among the oppressed.

This isn’t the local paper. This is the New York Times. Her kids didn’t write it. I have nothing against including their memories in her obituary, and I’m not claiming that any real harm was done here.

Here is a quote from the recent obituary of a Nobel prize winning chemist, Ahmed H. Bewail.

Hotter take: no obituary for a man would focus on how gee-golly great he is at cutting the grass and identify him as a father first.

A classic-