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Eggs Woodhouse
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I’d have more respect for her if she just admitted that they shipped some bad batches or had to reformulate. I bought some of their sunscreen last year. It was crap. I’ve been wearing mineral sunscreen for 25 years or so, and I’m an inorganic chemist. The oils had completely separated from the sunscreen in the package

our brand is an easy target

Samantha Bee described him as being "loaned out from Republican central casting." He is exactly what your would get if you asked for an old, white, politician-looking actor.

I’m kind of amazed that grad students are managing to get unionized before adjuncts, but at least progress is being made. If it keeps up, hopefully it will spread.

“Because, the services performed by graduate student assistants are embedded in the very fabric of their educational experience, it is impossible to isolate one from the other,”

“The benefits they receive far outweigh any advantage the University receives from student-performed teaching or research,”

Oh let this be the first of many blows to the exploitative and unsustainable clusterfuck that higher education has become.

But, but ... it is all Obama’s fault, every bit of it. He has been secretly orchestrating every bad thing since 1972. True story. Watergate, all him. Hanoi Jane, him. New Coke, Obama. All the 80s fashions, him. He killed Kurt Cobain and Amy Winehouse. He has just orchestrated Connie Britton leaving Nashville, AND

Listening to Katrina Pierson speak is like nails on a chalkboard, she’s an absolute moron. Her sole stance in any argument is to divert the conversation away from a question she doesn’t know the answer to (which is all of them) and repeatedly utter “That’s Obama’s fault.”

You missed the best thing this morning.

Ann Coulter, who has a book out today slobbering all over Trump, is having a rage stroke over his backtracking.

The mental disconnect is unreal. When fucking Ted Cruz and his cronies shut down the government a few years ago, my cousin (who lives in his district and loooooves him) ranted on FB about how this was all very necessary to stop Obamacare, which would be the DEATH of us all. Four days later, public opinion has firmly

Nah, my guess is that his people are going, “Well, you got the racist white vote. Unfortunately, their numbers aren’t as huge as we thought they were. You are going to have to inch away from them and go moderate, appeal to the Latino and black vote. Hopefully, get more middle American white votes as well back by doing

Does Donald Trump even know what words mean? Or is he hiding a parrot in his hair that is actually just putting together words he’s heard throughout the day?

Yes, Hillary is the bigot. Everything’s clear now, thanks for that.

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

Yeah, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the onus to act like an adult is not on the 15 year-old daughters but rather on the adult man complaining his daughters won’t see him in a magazine interview.

I was asked questions about my parents by social workers when I was 7- when my (fantastic) step-father and my Mum changed my birth surname to his. I remember questions about my relationship with him from a social worker along the lines of “does he get angry with you” “does he punish you” and I dropped my Mum into the

“He wears those douchey Ed Hardy shirts. If he wants to see us, he needs to stop wearing that shit.” - Mady and Cara

I’m really glad that at 12 I wasn’t asked questions about my parents by People Magazine.