I once went on a really horrific date with an acquaintance who was fascinated with guns. I had no idea he was so into guns until he pulled one out, while driving, and insisted on driving around with it on his lap. I was terrified. I’d never seen a gun up close before, but I had been a victim of violence in the past…

True victims’ bodies have a way* of shutting this down.

A the plot of several movies staring Steve Guttenberg, Bubba Smith and Marion Ramsey?

An accident waiting to happen?

Had she had a gun, she would have been alive now, as guns defend people from other guns, duh!

“Live Gun Demonstration”

Only the good guys had guns, so I’m sure she’s actually fine.

The Four Rules

Florida DEA agent demonstrating good gun handling skills in a classroom.

Who the fuck didn’t clear their weapon for a demonstration? Or did they think using live rounds during one was a good idea?

it would still be a marked improvement over the water quality in the diving pool.

I laughed out loud at her puking comment. But pool puking sounds horrific on a bajillion levels.

Y’all missed this one.

“Why can’t I just be cool?”

Ok, so speaking of celebrities at Disneyland- one time I met Zachary Levi there, and he was quite possibly the NICEST human ever and he took a picture and was basically one hundred percent chill. Then I saw him later, and he gave me a head nod, unprompted, like a “Hey, I remember earlier today when you got all sweaty…

I’d like nothing better at this point than for HRC to win by >10 points in the popular vote, and then on November 9 for the Justice Department to announce that both Trump and his shitbag son have been indicted for enough counts of tax fraud that they’ll both be in prison until the 26th century if convicted.

That’s cool and all, but where can I find out more info on the men that helped them get here?

I’ve been very uncomfortable for a while with the violence Trump and his supporters direct toward Clinton. It was really bad during the convention.

And yet for some reason I get the feeling that a lot of folks who call themselves “pro-life” looooooooove this....