Well that’s just an invitation to all Harlem raccoons to come eat your dog

mike pence’s whole life is one long GOB “I’ve made a huge mistake” face

hahahahah

and then he yelled at a baby.

Let’s be real, he’s not planning on being at the debates.

He’s been doing it for 9 months. What’s 90+ days?

You know who else has tiny hands and is evil? Are they related?

Blame the cancer that killed Beau Biden. Joe Biden went on Colbert’s Late Show in its first week and talked about making a public appearance where someone mentioned serving with Beau and Joe lost it. On Colbert he could barely hold it together while telling the story. It’s obvious that the grief of losing his son…

True fact:

I’m feeling very Leslie Knope right now 😍

THE BEST!

Dr. Jill Biden: “Love is love!”

This is a beautiful and touching story. But I also want to see the transcript of this wedding, because you know he said some very Uncle Joe-ish stuff.

Thanks Tumblr!

Nah I refuse to give her any sort of credit. She is still working there and is still spewing her hateful garbage. Broken Clocks stand with us twice a day, I’m not rolling out the welcome mat otherwise.

Not to mention HER OWN FATHER.

The fact that I am finding joy and solidarity in something Kelly does makes me even angrier at Trump. She’s awful... but war rules of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” seem to apply here. Yes. I’m going with that.

It's like they can't land on the decent, non-shitty opinion on anything. Not even by accident. How is this possible?

Well, I am glad they asked Eric to clarify his father’s nonsense opinions. I feel so much better knowing sexual harassment happens because most women don’t possess Ivanka’s immense strength and courage. Okay!