So his “argument” is that all males are uncontrollable rapists and we shouldn’t do anything about it because it’s just their nature.

I’m so fucking sick of the “varsity athlete” red herring. It’s such a blatant dog whistle for good ol’ boy it just makes me want to barf.

“I was punished after being found guilty of a crime. That means you hate men and are trying to make an example of me.”

This might seem like a drop in the bucket, but for us women of Texas, this is huge. I have cried in the parking lot of a PP in Fort Worth after finding out that a new IUD would cost me $600 out of pocket. My insurance was through a religious organization and had no coverage for BC. There are so many women who fall…

Since there is literally no downside to this program, and since it will clearly decrease the need for the abortions that conservatives despise, I look forward to hearing exactly how they will denounce this donation without actually coming out and saying that they think women should be punished for having sex.

Basically. “This guy is saying all the mean, racist, misogynistic things I think in my head daily but OUT LOUD!”

“Now, somebody who a lot of people don’t give credit to but is in actuality very beautiful is Paris Hilton,” Trump told Stern. “I’ve known Paris Hilton from the time she’s 12, her parents are friends of mine, and the first time I saw her she walked into the room and I said, ‘Who the hell is that?’ At 12, I wasn’t…

Remind me again why some people think Donald Trump is the guy who tells it like it is and refuses to pander? It’s because they like the racism, right?

Ahhh, make me feel old, why don’t ya... for most of my adult life, they didn’t yet! :-)

I really could have gone the rest of my life not knowing who this person was.

I’m getting a strong “wannabe Winona Ryder” vibe.

“I have used language publicly in the past which I am not proud of...”

Something about this is sooooooo funny to me. It’s like having a whole crew of clueless dads following you around, not as subtle as they think they are.

What’s awesome is how the Secret Service went casual with matching khakis and plaid shirts:

I regret to inform you that my favorite workout songs are Eye of the Tiger and Man in Motion (St. Elmo’s Fire).

Vienna4lyfe. A Weiner is not something you want to eat, with or without ketchup. @_@

Mustard is yellow because it makes hot dogs taste like sunshine.

Are you sure the colon lockdown isn’t because this isn’t enough food? This doesn’t seem to be enough to eat for a week.

Ketchup on a Hotdog? Why do you hate America?