Like 5-10 minutes no-eye contact humping, but not in an unpleasant way. And then he’d bring you a scotch.

At least she’s outsourcing jobs to a country that pays a living wage and has strong protection for workers rights.

God, Adam (no I will NOT call you Calvin, you passively-racist buttmunch) had such a punchable expression in his photo. Good on you for the upgrade, Taylor.

Sorry dear, if she indeed “pleaded with him” not to go through with the shooting, that has nothing to do with cause and effect. That means she knew he was planning to do something and that it was something he shouldn’t do. So unless part of her learning disability involves sudden amnesia, I don’t buy it.

“Noor is completely innocent and [was] unaware of the attacks,”

Counterpoint: there are a wide variety of learning disabilities, some of which would bear on this matter, others of which would not.

If she knew what he was planning, she’s complicit. I have a learning disability. I didn’t know it absolved me of accessory to murder.

Except they were dealing with racial slurs, having their daughters called brats and criticized the girls clothes, FLOTUS was called fat then masculine. Oh and remember the hysterical paper money with a watermelon eating tap dancing monkeyfied Obama, so funny and light hearted! Mean while the Dixie Chicks insulted Bush…

Yeah, he actually did though. Michelle has gotten some horrible fucking comments from people, and so have the girls. I do think that Obama was really savvy about keeping the girls out of the spotlight as much as possible.

He’s a middle-aged father. Nothing more can be done.

His taste in jeans makes me love him more. Although, he has upped his denim game a smidge.

Honestly, the US didn’t deserve the Obamas. The crap we put them through was shameless, and they handled it with such poise and grace. Also, yay, National Parks!

When did Sasha get so tall!!! What a gorgeous family, sniffle. I’ll miss the hell out of them

There is no doubt in my mind that he IS going to be remembered as one of the best presidents we’ve had. Thank you, Mr. President.

Also- buy mushrooms from the store. They have mushrooms.

I too think about these type of things. I can tell you what I would do. HAND TO PAW COMBAT WITH THE WOLF. Because I am liam neeson.

This woman is so badass.

Honestly, I thought that was more about how tiring it is to put a kid to bed. I barely feel human after that sometimes.