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Eggs Woodhouse
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He’s in a room full of lawyers. And sometimes you need to talk over that judge, if only to demand your rights as a potential defendant. Moreover, there is almost always an Administrative Judge who oversees the other judges.

As an attorney, the method for bench bullies I was always taught was to say, “You’re Honor, if you’re going to hold me in contempt, I demand that the charges against me be particularized on the record as proscribed in the Judicial Canon, that a hearing be set on notice of no fewer than thirty days as due process

Those are the best cases to ponder — the ones that make you say, “I would like to personally disembowel him with my bare hands. And I’m very glad we have the rule of law to stop me from doing that.”

This case really tests my resolve in my stance against the death penalty.

That’s the bizarre part. But, personally I’d never use an open tampon. So, maybe she is in on it which makes me even madder for some reason.

Okay, you sadistic bastard. Some chilies can cause chemical burns. The vagina is a vulnerable body part with a delicately maintained ecosystem. Kindly stick that chili in your eye and think about what you've done.

this is not a prank, this is downright evil

UGH. Pranks that are either physically or emotionally hurtful are NEVER FUNNY. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

LA is a garbage place.

Your college ≠ all colleges, though.

In general, bars are not located on college campuses/within walking distance

The Bills totally look alike. That is an honest mistake to make.

Technically, yes!!! (Today I am 29 and 8 months so I still count.)

Oh please everyone knows that's Celtic great Bill Russell.

I was about to say, “I DO!” but then realized that I’m not under 30.

Samuel L. Jackson can relate to that story.

I don’t know about Peak Twitter, but that is definitely Peak Starbucks. They even spelled “Jodie” wrong!

Somewhere, Leelee Sobieski is frowning at her Starbucks cup marked “Helen”.

“Lost my temper.” BULLSHIT. This was predetermined. He brought that knife to meet her.