eggswoodhouse
Eggs Woodhouse
eggswoodhouse

I mean, I know white people, I have white friends. My white friends are good white people.

pound in the face of a man in a bow tie and boat shoes

If your enemy is superior, evade him. If angry, irritate him. If equally matched, fight, and if not, split and reevaluate. But first kick him in the chest with your Sperry top-sider.

What a bunch of thugs. When will the white community address the culture of violence prevalent in their community?

Kaden must’ve studied The Art of War, because when Tyler biffs it, he moves in for the kill shot before either Hunter or Jaxon can help.

All of these men are my boyfriends. They were fighting over my taco: I said whoever won could eat it. But while they were fighting I ate it myself. It was my last one. Next time I go to Taco Bell, I’ll be sure to get a 12 pack.

this tired literary and film device also reinforces simplistic thinking like this in “real life”. When involved in a lawsuit against an employer for sexually harassing me (amongst other types of harassment and discrimination), the defense was able to gain access to information that I had been sexually abused and

It’s an extremely tired trope. I’m also so sick of seeing it everywhere. Also included in tired female tropes ‘not being able to have babies'

You missed the Greek life apologists, who will assure you that #notallgreeks and then point out a 5K for breast cancer they walked once in college while they were a Sigma or a Tau or whatever the fuck.

I expect nothing less from a group of sentient Pink sweatpants and clearance Lily Pulitzer scarves.

The first clue, to anyone with half a brain, would have been the school saying “NO” to the dumb ass t-shirt.

Here you go.

Wut?

Totally. Kids are ingrained with a pretty strong sense of right and wrong, and are like fairness police (well, when it suits them). All you have to do is keep it simple, explain that people are following what they feel deep down is true to themselves, that it makes them happy and isn’t hurting anyone. And that they

Relevant.

I agree 100%. My girls are almost two and four so correct me if I’m wrong but I feel like it would be easier to have these discussions when they’re younger because they question less. Lay the foundation when they still believe everything you say and then discuss the nuances when they’re older, right?

These aren't hard discussions. I've had these conversations with my kids, and the little one is 8. She seems to mostly get it. People who whine about this are either not having ANY substantive discussions with their kids or (more likely) are using that argument as a way to justify keeping their kids in a bubble of

Here’s a palate cleanser

While the DoJ has been making this clear for a while, it’s still awesome to have the President just come out and say this.

It’s about fucking time.