Team Dog agrees.

Um, maybe we could worry about kids not driving drunk and having unprotected sex? Are backless dresses really at the top of the priority list?

if were all going to start behaving like its 1960 again, does this mean i get to start drinking at lunch

even some of our male students, who had some serious concerns

There are so many things I hate about dress codes and proms and everything else in this story that I almost forgot about their money.

Offended by the comparison: this guy

Based on my experience with such unconnected drivel, I can only assume that a Mario Kart tournament broke out in the restaurant, and this woman repeatedly used the blue shell on Tyrone.

What the hell did I just read?

It was Adam. Adam’s married to Steve.

LOL @ the idea Wal-Mart would cave to any sort of law other than the law of making $$$$$.

This guy assumes he is being Sharia-ed when he has to wait in line at the checkout counter or gets stuck in traffic or has to produce ID at an airport.

In bad Spanish, sure. Good Spanish would be “Alma Mia.” Otherwise it’s MI alma. It’s my mother tongue and what I make my living with as a translator.

His daughter’s name means “my soul” in Spanish, he said, “because I’m cheesy like that.”

I got a free IUD through a grant at Denver Health a couple years ago. Making jokes about my government issued IUD will never get old.

This is basically what I said at the pharmacy every time I was surprised by my zero copay.

THANKS, OBAMA!

Hey, so funny story. I got my tubes tied because I wanted to get off the Pill, and I was totally certain about not wanting to have babies. Fast forward 5 years, and now I have bad endometriosis. Insurance company doesn’t want to pay for ablation or hysterectomy until I try “reasonable medical management” first, so…

Ahem

Also we are clearly doing it to teach you valuable life lessons and that material possessions are not nearly as important as us getting to do whatever the fuck we want, whenever the fuck we want.

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