Can I mention how lucky I am to have a man who made me wait at a spot at Glacier National Park for 5 minutes for 4 other people to leave in order to ask me, quietly, to marry him. No videos, no cameras, no audience. I am lucky.

WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES... O_O

Bet she has a black friend, too.

Because nothing screams dignity like someone taking a picture of you without permission in order to portray your life situation as a dire absurdity in contrast with the product they're trying to advertise.

I am getting a colon re-section. I am scared...discuss.

Unlikely people will see this but I just need to rant/vent/word-vomit all of this out for like 5 minutes because none of my roommates are home to listen to this.

This is how I feel right now:

Terrible person is now slightly less terrible, would like us to congratulate her for it while she tells us about her new business.

The working late/butts in the seat mentality is so stupid. If I can get my work done in six hours, why should I stay the extra two hours? I'm not getting paid extra when I stay late to finish something or work on weekends or at night. The quality of work should matter more than physical presence for all employees.…

She sounds like she was pretty much a dick as a manager if you DIDN'T have kids. For fuck's sake people, some of us have lives, hobbies, OTHER family members we like to spend time with. Companies have stopped giving a shit about any of us... why do they think we'll continue to sacrifice everything, and kill ourselves…

how do you not have a clear as shit mental picture

I can't sleep without Futurama streaming on Netflix on my phone with a single earbud in my ear.

It's definitely still on all the time. I take comfort in old sitcom reruns.

"Female serial killers gather and male serial killers hunt," Harrison said.

Actually, it's about ethics in serial killing

Cause men never kill for resources like gold or land, you know. I mean...we have war for that; TOTALLY a different thing.

ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT PREDATORS PREY ON THOSE THEY PERCEIVE AS WEAKER THAN THEM?

Does this...are we... are we echoing evopsych bullshit about men being driven by sex and women being driven by money?

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.