Eh, she deserved it for being a bitch. And really, she set herself right up for it.

once I was out with my friends and they were talking about big dicks and I blurted out that I wasn't a fan and that I once tried to screw a guy with a big dick and it didn't fit. Then everyone laughed and one woman who was kind of the bitchy one said that MrPony must have a small package. That pissed me off and I…

am i the only one who thinks that maybe the crazy doily lady isn't so crazy?

I wish Gordon Ramsay had been on the flight with this asshole.

1) I didn't even know this person existed until right fucking now. I don't think I've thought about a Hilton since 2006 (and it wasn't exactly voluntary then).

Lisa's statement necklace game is STRONG AS HELL.

This didn't happen to me exactly, but it's still pretty awesome. So my aunt was getting married (c.1982), a few years before I existed, and her wedding color was a light mauve. She picked out nice mauve invitations with dark text which were surprisingly elegant considering it was the early 80s. She gave them to her…

but some people do take a break from morals. It's due to the isolated conference atmosphere. If it were a conference of doctors or teachers I think the same things would happen.

I had exactly the same reaction.

"I accidentally ate a couple Chick-fil-A nuggets too fast, so out they came while Vice President Cheney did the gentlemanly thing and pretended not to notice. It was embarrassing and a waste of Chick-fil-A, a true low point in my life."

"If you put two conservatives in a room they will fight about something, so it's impossible to get consensus on anything."

Impressed with his parents' ability to make the name "Derek" even more basic.

Not sure if this counts, but the invitation-related disaster I've seen many a friend cry about is:

Oh yes. Animals, small children, and people in the service industry. If someone you're dating is rude to any of these, run.

I hope they are.

I have always had the opinion that if you hurt an animal (on purpose, with intent of hurting them for fun) then you are the scum of the earth.

Some cats like being outside, even in the winter.

"A righteous man cares for the needs of his animal, but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel" (Proverbs 12:10)

To the Duggars: